Crapitty Crap

If you have 108 minutes and nothing to do, I suggest you start reading that book you've been wanting to read or watch a documentary about the biggest china restaurant in the world or go grocery shopping or tidy you underwear drawer or take a long bath or read some blogs or call your aunt that you haven't talked to in two years or pluck your eyebrows or get a pedicure,... the list goes on with all the things you can do in 108 minutes, but what you must not do is watch Obsessed, starring Beyonce, Idris Elba (I just love his name btw, it sounds so nice) and Ali Larter. Of course if you're a sworn Beyonce fan, you might love this movie and look past the fact that her acting is horribly horrible, that she looks almost white, that she walks like she's been hit in the balls, you might also not notice that a lot of the lines (or almost all of them) sound extremely fake and like they're being read directly from a piece of paper and that sometimes you can clearly hear that the voices has been added later. I presume that by now, you get that I didn't like the movie at all, not that the story was bad or anything, it could have been a lot better, just like Prom Night that I saw the other night, great idea but too predictable and poorly acted. Both movies actually have something in common: the fact that the trailer is more interesting then the whole movie.