I was at work the other day and had to use the bathroom to powder my nose. No not really, but, you see, that's what's nice girls say. As I approach the lady's room, I hear the world most annoying but still, I believe, the most used ring tone: Nokia Tune (for those of you that for some weird reason have never heard it and those of you who have heard it but for some weird reason want to listen to it, here it is. By the way, there are some really cool remixes of the Nokia tune out there, like this). The ring tone is coming from inside the men's room and I think: "Oh, so you bring your phone to the loo?" but then I hear that he answers his phone and I'm like "Hell no, you did not just answer the phone while pooping?". How do I know he's pooping? Well either he uses a lot of time to pee or he sits while he pees and still uses a long time, conclusion he's pooping and that's just grouse!

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