Me? Cooking?

Me? Cooking? I don't think so! It's not that I don't like cocking or food, it just that I don't have the patience. I don't have the patience to spend 3 hours in the kitchen, because afterwards I'm just so sick of it that i don't eat my own cooked food. I don't have the patience to wait for hours, to stir, to wait, to go back and stir again. I don't have the patience to wash all the things I use (and I use almost everything that's available in the kitchen). I don't even have the patience to warm up left overs like I'm doing now, I just warm it up a little bit then eat it half warm.|I really need a microwave.